2025

Off-season Summary

• The first-ever formalized NHL Owner's Meeting is conducted prior to the draft.

• Punters are added to the league as a rostered/scored position.

• Pack Rat Spider Banana is renamed to Dr. Strangelove Me Do.

• Cream Of The Crop is renamed to Notorious P.I.G.

• The Richmond Will Holleys are moved offshore, and renamed to Azerbaijan Technology Bitcoin Data Center.

• The Duane "Dog" Chapman Memorial Golden Handcuffs are forged in the flames of justice.

• The Blue Medical Tent Award is created.

• The Jeff Feagles Memorial Most Valuable Punter Award is created.

2025 Awards

Here go the awards

Weekly Articles

Wrap-Up / Year In Review

Here go the wrap-up email

Summarize the year as an independant observer 

Final Standings

1. Winner

2. Bridesmaid

3. You suck